When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.