What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.