Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!