Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.