Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference