Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference