Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist