How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.