How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.