How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!