Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.