How does a pregnant black woman fight crime?

Abortion

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!