Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Woo Jokes More Woo Jokes

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.