Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Woo Jokes More Woo Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.