Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Woo Jokes More Woo Jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog