Because it's too wet to woo.
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
9/11
It's too wet to woo.