What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Turn on their windshield vipers.

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.