Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!