What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.