Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.