What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!