What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!