How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending