How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.