How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending