Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions