Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why does Stevie Wonder smile?

Because he's better than you.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.