Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...