Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
A nigloo.
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
The visitors.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.
A: Stupid!
9 mouths
me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
