Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends