What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.