What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.