Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".