Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid