How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo