Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.