Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*