Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.