Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!