Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.