Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Whats a printer's favorite sandwich?

A paper jam sandwhich

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.