What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.