What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.