How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.