How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.