Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .