Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.