Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.