Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

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What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.