What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.