Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.