Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.