Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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Her coach was a pumpkin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "