Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.