Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.