Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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We're Snowden!

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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A coup.

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Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.