Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone