Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.