Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it