Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What can I get you Mr. President?

P

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P