Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln