What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!