What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!