What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.