Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!