What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.