Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
Because they don't know the words.
Then I take them out and I know why.
Two test tickles.
When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
A ghoul Yule!
Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Lycanthropee
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Genuwine.