How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Armless Man Jokes More Armless Man Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.