How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.