Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

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I told you it would rain, dear.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.