Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing