Because they spend too much time changing.
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
Shedding season
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
By swimming in the main stream.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.