What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible