What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.