Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.