Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
She won't swallow
Spiiting and swallowing.
The short ones drowned in the floods
A: Knock on the door.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
To cover up his bald spot.
I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Nocturtle
Kristall nacht
Bite me.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
A Robin Williams.
A dead bird
Gimme a slug of whiskey.
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Ice cream fits in a tub.
