Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )