Because he never spills the beans :-)
It's an emulsive lyer.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
I'm floored!
