How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!