How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when I die?

Idk...

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!